we do not need midnight sun. we need a twilight book from robert pattinson's pov

Rob’s biography

i hope whoever invented the tripod is burning in a stew in hell

Why?

the day you go grocery shopping and there’s a bozo setting up a tripod right by the entrance for “lifestyle” content - you will know pain

This is one of the most powerful battle weapons in the entire game btw

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

*loses my mind in the most silent way ever*

Spongebob, stop playin' with me pussy lips or yer fired! Agagagagagagaga

a slutty waist can be a large waist if youre not a fucking coward

@birdblogwhichisforbirds

The legendaries for the next pokemon game look interesting