ART- blog of my interpretation

I will fight. Why would I be the one to give in, to be pushed aside, to be ignored and made excuses for?!

Why is it always me who fights for the right things?

I’m sick of saying sorry. Dishing out My apologies. What I’ve done, I’ve paid dearly for...In many instances-separate occasions.

I’m lesser now because life happens?? Well, Life sucks. 

Thanks for proving me right about the predictable world. Everyone will hurt you, even when they are your closest loved ones. They do not really care about you. Perhaps once, they did, until you’ve lost your value to them. You are all the same. I will always fight against that. I’m sick of being sorry for what happened. What’s done is done. 

I’m forced to feel regret. For what? Why do I always pay for my happiness? It should not concern you; yet, you are my Judge? My God? This is my Judgment-Your betrayal, your pretending everything is fine between us. You. What did I ever do to deserve to loose you? Please explain why you don’t care anymore--Why you gave up?

Life sucks.

Every December 22nd is a special day to me. It’s the day my very best friend was born. I love her dearly. I wish we had more time to spend together. I really miss her. 

I wish that life wouldn’t interfere with the nice things. I would never have deliberately chosen to abandon her. We have been through a lot, actually. Oh, man. Remember when we thought there was a burglar in your house?? When we played Harry Potter and made a spell book from computer paper, pencil and staples? When you sewn me a red pillow labeled in black fabric letters “Animals”? My gosh. Makes me laugh. Do you remember staying up freaking so late up at night, just talking about our characters? haha. So great. 

OH! Do you remember sleeping over at my house, we were sneaking around downstairs at night, and my dad woke up and went out and we hid?? LOLOL, it seemed like eternity till I was able to get back upstairs to get to you, out of my hiding spot in the complete opposite side of the house. I almost died. It was so funny. Or All those letters we wrote to eachother over summer while you were at your grandmum’s place? I looked forward to those every single day. I miss that so much. All of this. :) 

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Navrie. What's your's, pretty?

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

Hmm, Navrie Van Vladimir Crystal. Yes, I know. I am a vampire, that's precisely correct. And no, garlic does not do harm to us. Other than making the breath smell awful. Just awful! 3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?

Called what? What did you say? Did you call me a bad name? RUDE!!-- oh... my name. Right! Well, it was cool back in the day to name kiddos long pretty names, I suppose.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

Awe, baby. Is this an invite?

5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?

POWERS! I've all the powers! ALL! I can kill super easy. I'll let you watch sometime.-- We can watch motion stuff on those screens! I can bring popcorn-- corn that pops into something larger than itself, but it's so light!-- but yes, there is light outside! All the stars, can you see them? They are so far away, but in an instant, we can visit! Do you want to come with me to visit, curious one? You'll learn so much. There's aliens with no eyes! How can you not have eyes?! It would be awful not to see! Then you couldn't see me! And I am the prettiest thing you'll ever see! I've swam in the sea before. It was fascinating.

6. STOP BEING A GARY STU / MARY SU.

You stop it. [blushes] I dont know what that is, but I am super sure it's a compliment. Because, of course. I am amazing. Ask Lizzy.

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?

Green! Are you colour blind, pet? It's super obvious!

8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?

WHAT. You must be colour blind! I mean. Black. BLACK. Here, I can write it down on your hand if you want!

9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

My family is very large. Aw, have you seen my beloved son, Ephron yet? He's quite the lovely. Does a lot of sciency stuff. It's adorable. His next project is on a special treat; on an alien with pink hair coils! ISN'T THAT FASCINATING?! I JUST WANT TO CUT THEM AND EAT THEM.--oh, excuse me. I get carried away with excitement sometimes. Wipe that alarmed look of your petty face, sweet.

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?

PETS?! I think that alien would be quite the pet. I figure she could be quite obedient. Yiss. But I am afraid Lizzy wont like that too much, Hmrm...

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

Stupid. I don't like Stupid. That's stupid. I also don't like carrots. They are all orange and crunchy....and....stupid.

12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?

ALL OF THE HOBBIES AND ACTIVITIES! You should join me! We can do them together. I like anything. I'm into anything. I am anything. Anything. Anything. ANYTHING.

13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

HA....HA....Oh, darling, sweet, little, darling. 

14. EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?

Have you met me?! It is my job description. I'm totally the ship's necromancer guy thing, vampire, thing.

15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

Animalllll? If I could pick, I want to be just like my bestie. I always adored cats. She can be a cat! Oh my gosh, have you seen her? I painted a picture of her! She probably doesn't know, but I totally did. And it was the best thing ever. Ha, she's so adorable. HER TAIL. I told myself I wouldn't bite it. But honestly, biting is how I show my true affection. It's so hard not to do thaaatt. 

16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

I'm. fucking. Crazy. I know this. But, not always do I know this. But I know this. It probably does not fit into habbit, unless my crazy does some habbit things while under the influence of crazy. Then, I would assume, yes. Yiss.

17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?

You know, I do. All the totes, I do. HA, I learned that one. It's so great. I'm not old. Don't look at me like I'm old! I do quite the fancy my snow furred friend. She's super nice. And polite. And all the things that are good. Ha, I do the looking up to her. Sadly, It's quite hard to follow those footsteps. She's quite the different shoe size than mine. They do not match. No. No.

18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

ALL OF THESE THINGS. It does not make a matter to  me. I don't descriminate genders. All the love...as long as there's blood involved. Yes. 19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

Schoool? Awe, how young do you think I am, precious? One second you think I'm old, the next, i'm some toddler in elementary. I've finished with that quite the bit ago. 

20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I've wayyyyy ahead of you! WAYYYYYYYYYYY. My kiddos have kiddos! 21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?

OooOoooOooOoh. Tell me more about these. I want some. Gimmie.

22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

That's quite the personal! I don't think I trust you with that. Also, nothing. Not afraid of anything. I've done it all. Except graffiti on trains.....I've not done that. no.

23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

I LOVE MY CLOTHES SO MUCH. My style is the best out of all the styles. I can see how you can be jealous. I've got the classic look. Shhhh. It's okay. You can cry. I wont judge you. 

24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

I DO. I have quite a lot of love to give. I have no idea where it generates, though.

25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?

Actually! I think I know this answer! It was when I died, I'm sure! Cause' you know, people's muscles let go once there is no soul or whatever the science behind that is. It probably was closing 40 years ago. Yes. Yes. My age, in accordance with this sun, is quite the age. BUT I DON'T FEEL IT.

26. WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET!

ARE THERE FLOWERS?! DO YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE?! UHG, I want chocolate.

27. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)

Oh, sweety. I'm the high of high class. Just feast your eyes on me. 

28. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

ALL OF THE FRIENDS. LIZZY!

29. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

Do you have it. I'll slit your throat if you don't give me some.

30. FAVOURITE DRINK?

W-wait. I ...wwanted the pie...ERM. I DONT KNOW. Blood?! YES! YES!

31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?

Everywhere. I love it everywhere. I enjoy living. I see everything good....GOOD.

32. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?

I'm interesting in several someones. People are extraordinary. Aliens, too! I'm sure I saw one eat from it's eyes yesterday. HOW delightful! I tried. And I just blinded myself for a bit. It's okay though.

33. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY? OOOOhhhhh. Rushing things here, aren't we? 

34. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? AH, GET MY MIND ON SOMETHING FUn, AND THEN THIS?! Although. I LOVE the ocean. Look down!! It's outside. Our orbit. It's outside. The ocean. I wish we could drop.

35. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

ALL THE TYPES. I like spicey. And sugar. I like sugar. I like bland! I like bold! I like stuff!

36. ANY FETISHES?

YES. I love bitting, choking, bondage, pain, allllll the stuffs. It's exillerating, my sweets.

37. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? ALL OF THE STUFFS!!

38. CAMPING OR INDOORS?

I like indoor stuff. I assume camping means outside! And I like the luxury of inside much better. 

39. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?

(My gurd. Took me forever in between work, n schoooool. Also, probs a few misspellings. lol. Totally wasn’t done on any awesome word pad. haha)

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Ephron 2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

Ephron Malik Crystal 3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?

My parents, I assume, decided that together.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

Single. 5. HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?

Selective Hearing. Eve: All the VAMPIRE STUFF!!!

That, too.

6. STOP BEING A GARY STU / MARY SU.

[Researches the meaning of these things] Hmm, by no circumstance am I relatant to this definition of these words. I am not a savior of the day. Or anything, for that matter.

7. WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?

Silver. It often depends upon the chromatic  reflection around me, but silver is the the phenotype. 8. HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Origin is black, but I am greying. Age does that. Care to know the process how this happens? Eve: No one wants to know. 9. HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

Several. 

10. OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?

No pets. 

11. THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

The economy. Bills. Flat tires-yes, even as a teleporting being, I still drove a car before all this. Stubbing my toe on the corner of the doorway. Insomnia. People who lie, cheat, steal and are manipulative. The cold... this place; everything about this place. Space. Although, I love space. I don't want to be here. It's so cold. I can't stand the cold. 12. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?

Researching. Scientific research from all fields. I also enjoy conversing with people. To understand how their cognitive waves flow. 13. EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

Of course. I am only....a vampire. Branch from humanity, however. So therefore; I am only human-ancestor related by quite the distan- Eve: Stahp. Your a blood sucker, Scientist dude. 14. EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?

I am sure by my existence, I have unaware been involved in someone's passing. By being in a certain place at a specific time, perhaps an event would lend itself to that person's demise? Things happen. I am sorry. Life is a chain reaction-much like chemistry. Eve: [looks to Sundae] dafqu. 15. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

A multi-cellular organism with membranous cell walls of the Animalia, differing from plants in certain typical characteristics such as capacity for locomotion, nonphotosynthetic metabolism, pronounced response to stimuli, restricted growth, and fixed bodily structure. Just the normal animal. That. 16. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

I am a caffeine addict. I pull my hair all the time. It's quite the habit, and it's the reason why I look the way I do. 17. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?

Yes. Every person whom has made a contribution to our advances and such for our civilization and others. And people who do the better good for others of course. 18. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

I am not opposed to any gender. But honestly, I do not know. My entire life has been 180. 19. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

Not any longer. It is pass completion. 20. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?

Very much so. But I seem to have a problem with time. 21. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?

Fanboys...? Fangirls? I can see how Sundae was confused about this one. She's not alone. 22. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

Time. It is the ultimate death to us all... 23. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

A lab coat, and black pants. I swear I have dozens in my closet. They are not the exact same ones. ---Eve, of course I wear underwear, too. Stop saying that I don't. Super dishonest. 24. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

I do. Yes. I do. 25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?

Wet-? Ha, that's-this is quite the personal interview- well, I do not recall the last time. I was quite the young one, though. Children do that. We all have to learn even the basics. Can't be born knowing exactly how your biology functions, I suppose. 26. WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET!

The wetting? Hm, What is not over yet? 27. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)

I was in middle class. Although, it seemed like low class. Money was difficult to keep a hold of. Hm, here, now...I suppose it is the same? Middle class? I, at least, get to roam around. Am not held captive by restraints and being experimented on...But I am also not commanding this space-city, either. The conclusion results in middle-class. At least here, I do not have to worry about taxes. 28. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

Not many. But the ones I do, are very, very important to me. 29. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

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Coffee. 31. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?

Actually...I really enjoy being outside by a cafe. In a warm, breezed place, Where the sun pours everywhere. And an umbrella type of deal is overhead you, and birds are skittering around trying to pick up the seeds you toss at them. I quite enjoy that place. Just watching, and being emersed in that setting. I miss it. 32. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?

[Can't help but to smile] Y-yes. 33. WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY?

Bra cup size annnndd or, how big is your willy? I suppose bra cup size is not relatent to me. But the willy? thing? By context clues, I suppose I can see what that means. And well, that always depends on the level of arousal. I can scientifically explain that if you need. Eve: [Moans] Nahhhhhhh. Gonna ruin poor Pinky over here. 34. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

It depends on the temperature of the body of water. But I am partial to the ocean. It is so vast. 35. WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

Type? Like font- oh, as in attraction? That is one of the toughest questions I've ever come across in life. Our brains are non-specific to our feelings. I do find qualities, such as kindness, compassionate, honest, independent, intelligence, and such to be quite the attractive bit. There's plenty more, but you get the point. 36. ANY FETISHES?

I do not think so. 37. SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

I am sure to anyone, that depends on the mood of the individuals?? Doesn't it?? I don't know. Eve: Hahaha, This is so fun. So embarassin' for everyone. He totally likes all. 38. CAMPING OR INDOORS?

I would pick camping for an idealized reason. So the real answer is indoors. A more controlled environment, where the bugs cannot get to you at night. 39. ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?

I KNOW NOTHING. Nothing.