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How to traumatize your alien crab friend in his first visit to your home planet (yes they're on earth)

lately, there's been a huge influx of blogs with urls like "staff28572" tagging people in posts, and telling them things like "security notice / need to verify your blog ", etc. And they'll direct you to click on a link.

Don't click it. It's a phishing scam. Block and report the blog if you get tagged by them. Tumblr staff will never tag you in a post like that... and they don't have a million side staff blogs. The only real tumblr staff blogs are @staff and @support.

Lesson #19 Throw pt.2

Cause pt. 1 was kinda eh here is another

Credit to whomever came out with shaded stick figure Rocky I couldn’t find the og creator

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@xushibeetle

@the-asexual-winter

Lesson #20 how far can humans see? pt. 2

*2.5 MILLION!!!!! light years away I forgot a lot of zeros sorry people

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@xushibeetle

@the-asexual-winter

Like. Carl also has grief over the funny blonde guy he had an alien baby with and a shopping spree with. He felt grief when he watched grace be apprehended too. He had to watch as grace was sent to his death too.

Grace and Carl were friends and I'm sad that I don't really see it acknowledged as much as Grace and Stratt's dynamic are.

Carl lost the only joy he had during the entire process, the only friend he could goof off with in a department store throwing 500 rolls of duct tape into a cart (no like there were so many rolls of tape tf) and dance around with like a dumb fuck. He lost the only friend that'd call the boss of the whole mission and announce a breakthrough in science with "we had a baby." Carl surely lost a part of himself, seeing the hail mary fly into the atmosphere like a firework of hope. He was surely elated when the beatles were retrieved and found that Grace, even if he wasn't coming home, had found himself somewhere that'd treat him better than this hell ever had, because he'd want his friends to do better for themselves. I like to imagine he got one of the xenonite sculptures in the Beatles too, maybe a space ship or something, sitting on a display shelf at home because it's too big for his desk.