Life through sad glasses

its just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world

might fuck around and read a 600 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

what should my next mistake be

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

all i ever do is drink iced coffee and bitch

*hits rock bottom once a week* 

in the future i have nothing left to say

Me: *falls wicked hard for someone I barely know*

-drinks coffee as a meal replacement-