sad baby

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

Big daughter.

Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesn’t matter haha

“what’s stopping you from doing what you want???!” well there’s my parents, money, crippling anxiety… the list goes on and on

me: *calls 911* me: hello yes i don’t have fairy wings and it’s becoming a problem please send help immediately

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

me, from underneath my significant other: *wheeze* what’s up?

i cant even play hard to get im already hard to want

“The king receives tribute from his subjects”

so what if I love you. shut up