an unfortunate creature

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

Washington DC is having its name changed to Undertale City

singing the Poop alphabet

marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a  microscope to put a tiny cone on him

they're mine

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

“or adding something brilliant in the reblogs” my guy there is only 1 brilliant reblog in the history of this website and it’s “he only got two eyes”