🔪Trash Goddess🕊

vilf (villain I'd like to fuck)

Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here’s a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

I'm Melancholic ♥︎

elemental resistances in bio or I block

op doesn’t have the skill to scan encounters for stats

Kids these days will really be publicly posting their elemental weaknesses and what they drop when slain.

Sir please that's my emotional support stack of books that i haven't read

I'm not a real poet but I'm good at missing people I've never met, being scared of tomorrow and yearning for adventure... and isn't that the same?

girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number

i love making everything about romance but i also love making everything about horror

the feminine urge to dissolve my mortal body and become an infinite and incomprehensible void being

Omg, same.

♡♡

I need these tights.

on the outside I am human on the inside I am a deep dark forest brimming with all the ethereal creatures & monsters of myth

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*