la vie en rose.

SABRINA: Casual reminder that the attire for my birthday party is not casual.

your choice, sabs, but you’ll only have yourself to blame when everyone says your menu is super lame. 

When you pouted as a child, did mommy and daddy give you everything you wanted? Did that usually work for you? Because I’ve ordered six pizzas and you’d better eat them all.

I won´t complain about people having sleepless nights because of me though.

SABRINA: So I went ahead and chatted with my designer friends about new uniforms for us, and here are the options we've been presented with.

SABRINA: Option one: blue blazer, red pinstripes, red skirt.

SABRINA: Option two: red blazer, blue skirt, red and blue plaid headbands.

So like, zero interest in exclusive stuff, but is your security hot? Cause I may wanna find myself face to face with them. Js.

Guess you won’t be finding that out for yourself then, hm?

oooh what’s your lineup? do you play only one movie each night? OH AND is it byos? or are snacks provided? thx and consider this my rsvp, sab!

One movie per night sounds detrimental to a good time. What decent party lasts less than an hour and a half? I’ll have a full spread, but if you insist on bringing your own food, be my guest.

Are musical rivals welcome at your celebration? Because if so I’m dragging @samerystargaryen​ as my platonic +1.

A platonic plus one to a horror movie marathon? You’re kidding. So you can what, jump into her lap in a friendly way once the big bad shows up onscreen? Spin me another web, Arachne-chel.

Has anyone pointed out the extraness of having a security guard at a  movie marathon? Because I’m simultaneously aroused, rolling my eyes, and willing to take on that crashing challenge all at one.

Considering how many valuables I have in my penthouse? I have multiple security guards. One stands right in front of my jewelry safe all night. No need to crash, Theo. We’re teammates, after all, and I can extend some charity.

this all feels like A Lot, even for me but i hate having fomo so i guess i’ll be there. pls provide nachos and at least three kinds of pizza – no pineapple. 

I love how you think I’d even consider your menu suggestions.

Trust me, you didn´t break my heart. No need to worry about that.

Oh, good. I was losing so much sleep over the thought of it.

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@sabrinasmythe: You’re going soft, St. James.

You know, going soft for a kitten is probably the best option. She won´t go around breaking my heart.

Are you implying that I did? Because that’s equal parts shady and pathetic.

I don’t know what’s more offense: the ignorance of who I can only assume you mean as Henry David Thoreau, or the implication that any man could ever get me wet.

Those old white guys are all the same to me. William Yates, Henry Shakespeare. 

After all these years, I should be used to being disappointed by so-called “professionals”. And yet, and yet, and yet, people continue to find ways to show that there is no limit to their ineptitude. I realize that asking for perfection is too much, but mediocrity should be the bare minimum. With that being said? If you have enough proverbial balls to think you can make it as a journalist, then at the very least know the importance of the Oxford comma. For my sake, if nothing else. 

Are you one of those girls who gets wet from William Henry Thoreau? Because I could be very Thoreau in your pleasure.

Does anybody else do Amazon First Reads? I have to be honest, they normally don’t thrill me, but even I can’t say no to a free book. The selection I chose this month is called “A Transcontinental Affair” and it’s apparently about two women on the first Transcontinental train ride. Does that sound gay? I’m pretty sure it sounds gay. If there’s no gay in this, I’m suing.

The only books I’ve ever read are the Harry Potter ones to stay on top of the memes, so reading for fun sounds terrible. Why bother when you could just watch the gay movie?

I watched the first episode of Batwoman and the trailer for the Birds of Prey movie and I’ve realized an alarming pattern. I have a thing for crazy chicks… I managed to drool over Harley Quinn and Alice. I guess we really are all mad here… Should I be worried? Maybe this is why my uncle insists on approving the girls I go out with.

Have you ever gone out thinking you’re hands down the best dressed in this fair city and then you see Kaia Gerber in a vintage coat with shoulder pads and suddenly you feel like you’re wearing a garbage bag? But then you sit down and tell yourself it’s really not fair to compare yourself to someone who is literally of supermodel stock and probably gets to raid Cindy Crawford’s 90s wardrobe before leaving the house every day? Because I’m having that kind of day today and frankly, I could use some commiseration from a fellow mortal in this trying time.

Can I watch you be miserable? From the safety and security of a hazmat suit, of course. I wouldn’t want to be exposed to you any more than necessary.