You are - or rather, you’re infamous… which makes two of us.
Hunting? Hmm, well, we can’t have that, can we? You’re hurting innocent people, after all. And I daresay I won’t be able to discourage you with just words… Seeing as how you’re so bent on behaving like an animal, perhaps you’d be happier being one, hm?
There, I’m sure you’ll get along with others better in that state. I do hope you like turtles, it was the first thing that came to mind. Oh, it’ll wear off, eventually, but in the meantime no one else need get hurt. All the best to you, dear lady!













