Sabine Maxima

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

you got it babe. Now should I dance or strip for them as a distraction...

Both, I vote both.

It’s both of our lucky day, I will not be water boarding you with cheese powder. Definitely avoid the “orange juice” now. I just watched one of the professors choke and spit it all over her TA. What was the question?

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

I don't want to sit with George...I want to sit with you.

Hmmm... If you can distract that group of professors by the bajillion pies I can be right with you in like five minutes.

Not bad.  I liked it.  Ok, the question was “Who is most likely to have more pets than kids?”

Damn, I hope I have more pets than kids. Particularly if you count the ants in my ant farm when I was eight...

You had me at “mashed potato.” Hit me, baby.

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

We set him up with some friends. He’s winning at this drinking game. Bring the real turkey and they might let you sit with them at the dead cool kids table.

Guess I’ve gotta make it a good one then.  Make up a rap about koalas.

gotta rap about some fluffy marsupials gonna teach you the things they don't teach you in schools our fuzzy friends hail from kingdom animalia and lemme tell you, some koala memes will cure what ails ya apparently koala means "no water" they're living in australia, cant get much hotter chordata is their phylum toss them some eucalyptus if you got 'em our fuzzy friends carry their babies in pouches pick a fight with a mama and she'll leave you with some ouches no matter how cute these buddies are vertebrata that means they've got spines so screw them haters mammalia is their class and they've evolved lots of cartilage on their ass evolutionary winning facts get your head spinning in the sub-class masupualia the cuteness got you shaking in your boots like kangaroos and long-nosed bandicoots diprodontia is their order and they only exist within australia's borders suborder vombatiformes flying solo is their norm unless they're with their babies don't worry they don't really carry rabies their family is phascolarctidae don't call 'em a bear - bitch, bye!

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

would you like a taste to? I've been told I taste wonderfully

Are you better or worse seasoned than the plastic urkey?

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

They’re going to eat you alive.

Well nonny, I’m pretty sure the answer to that one is a no brainer.  @sabinefindsthishumerus​

You know I’ve got to know what the question is. What’s the dare, Declan?

You think a turkey is okay for a potlock?

So long as it’s not that turkey balloon, yes. You bring that, and the first years might eat you.

Alright I’ll bite, what do I have to do to find out what I’m the obvious answer for?

I dare you to give a stranger the “it’s not you - it’s me” speech. Except tell them that, actually, it is totally not you, it’s all them.

[txt]: how drunk was your boy when he tried that one on you?

[txt]: When strangers compare him favourably to fungi

[txt]: But if that’s coming on too strong I can like hint about death and taxes for not-married people

@sabinefindsthishumerus or @likeasuper-nova, which one of you wants to help a guy out?

I’ll keep that in mind.  You can also just always call me to help you ditch the skeleton, or you know.. warn me?

Bold of you to assume that I plan that far ahead.