Declan Griffin

gotta rap about some fluffy marsupials gonna teach you the things they don’t teach you in schools our fuzzy friends hail from kingdom animalia and lemme tell you, some koala memes will cure what ails ya apparently koala means “no water” they’re living in australia, cant get much hotter chordata is their phylum toss them some eucalyptus if you got ‘em our fuzzy friends carry their babies in pouches pick a fight with a mama and she’ll leave you with some ouches no matter how cute these buddies are vertebrata that means they’ve got spines so screw them haters mammalia is their class and they’ve evolved lots of cartilage on their ass evolutionary winning facts get your head spinning in the sub-class masupualia the cuteness got you shaking in your boots like kangaroos and long-nosed bandicoots diprodontia is their order and they only exist within australia’s borders suborder vombatiformes flying solo is their norm unless they’re with their babies don’t worry they don’t really carry rabies their family is phascolarctidae don’t call 'em a bear - bitch, bye!

You know I’ve got to know what the question is. What’s the dare, Declan?

it was great to see her.  I really do hope she applies here for her doctorate.  

You’re not actually asking me to describe how an emotion such as confusion is almost literally impossible to be cute when I’ve sat here for half a day and only got an hours worth of songs on my playlist.

Human’s make zero sense in the things they do. My confusion is cute? How is my confusion cute? It’s nearly impossible for that to be a thing? Yes, yes I do. I’ve moved from twelve songs to fifteen, in now seven hours.

I think I’m missing how the team winning is great news if you don’t like the sport? Well, four hours in and I have…twelve songs, so not great.

Honestly, you did not miss much. It was pretty standard as far as American football games go. Then again, I do not care for American football and am likely not the lest person to judge.