Riley Kim

I want you to channel your inner Flynn Rider and give someone your best smolder. Bonus points if you challenge their significant other to a frying pan duel.

I succeeded on the smolder part, because how could I not with a face like this, but then couldn’t decide which one to challenge. It was a disaster. I panicked and threatened them both. @alpha-gallagher & @straightouttasurgery​ you didn’t see anything. 

You’re on - but if I get caught, I am shoving a packet down your throat  ♡

God speed radioactive cheese juice queen. I believe it, but if you do that I’m definitely not telling you what the question was. 

You had me at “mashed potato.” Hit me, baby.

Given, this dare will probably be hilarious for the both of us, but I dare you to replace all the orange juice jugs on the potluck table with powdered cheese juice jugs. The only catch is that if you get caught you have to drink it yourself. 

You definitely should take revenge on mashed potatoes. Because I will happily take all of the mashed potatoes off of you as a true and valiant sacrifice. Even if you like mashed potatoes. I’m here for you.

Consider it… arming you with better tactics for your next spur of the moment chip murder. 

Is it really arson if you fail at it? I am happy to help you find a safe and efficient place to burn harmless things.

Well technically I didn’t fail, the chips burned... among other things. Idk I kind of like doing it in the heat of the moment, preplanning takes the fun out of it. 

Riley, obviously you should have burned them in the bath tub. Further from the smoke detector, better water pressure.

“No, Sabine.” “We can’t light things on fire in the building, Sabine.” “Why d you have a collection of flame retardant skulls, Sabine?” So I share with you a picture of my brilliance, since the powers that be like saying things like “fire codes” and “smoke detectors” and “we’re not running a satanic ritual for charity.”

Probably best to listen to those powers. May or may not have learned the hard way that burning a bag of traitorous bag of chips in the sink isn’t a good idea. Did they deserve it? Yes. Was it worth the black mark on my ceiling? Probably not.