SOUND ON SOUND ON SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOUND ON

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

straight women’s taste in men continues to amaze me. a bi woman will show me a pic of her bf and he’ll be a nice dumbass probably with good hair and a nosering and i’m like alright valid i see a pic of a straight friend’s bf and i’m like this is a screenshot from an adam s*ndler movie