this wouldn’t have happened if Great Comet had won the Tony

lesser movies than mamma mia (2008) would've made the central conflict be between the three dads and stoked endless competition and jealousy between them, fighting about who gets to be sophie's "real dad" and who has (and had) a "right" to pursue donna but mamma mia is no such movie. mamma mia is a cinematic masterpiece and as such they are pals throughout, happily go along with all the shenanigans and spend loads of quality time together throughout the film. they are just vibing! and then all three of them become the dads no questions asked. no drama! only vibing in greece

hey, genuine question *most inflammatory bad faith sequence of words you could ever imagine*

gojos character conception is so fucking funny to me like . Strongest sorcerer of his time. most powerful human being alive. and he just. uses this insurmountable power to troll everyone around him. like ougggghh im gojo satoru and im a god amongst men and im going to be a little clown bastard. He could Decimate Cities and he just ties megumis shoelaces together. its like giving a fucking court jester a bazooka

what if all my online friends went to my house and we made soup together. what about that.

gomez addams is the dream friend. id kill to have that dude in my corner. like if he found out my company closed cuz of covid he’d just give me 5k a month until “you get back on your feet, old boy”. I’d have to sword fight him like twice a week but then I’d just get better at sword fighting. literally what is the downside

Whenever I meet a weird girl with an unnatural haircolor im like ‘hm yeah ok’ but when I meet a weird girl with natural hair color, or godforbid blonde highlights you know that bitch is fucking nuts 

Blue haired girls will bitch about you on twitter but girls with natural hair colors will sabotage your car brakes

whats the matter babe…youve barely touched your sorry shrimp cake

What sigils could I used to keep someone from bursting through my wall like if they're very big and strong and hydrated you know like a kind of normal guy whose like full of blood like a lot of it and it's sloshing around

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Who's forcing you to work out?

I've just realized I misunderstood this post.

Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser