I WANNA MUNCH

a mad scientist who fails to thinks things through coupled alongside his sassy bisexual alien-esque sidekick who later become a cute couple 

the mad-scientists redneck cousin who specializes in motor-vehicles and mullets 

an evil German scientist with a Napoleon Complex

a Scottish Golfer who kicks-ass better than evil scientists while wearing a kilt and using explosive sports equipment

a genetic engineer and cross-mutation expert who has a problem maintaining a collection of animal plushies

a genius, billionaire, playboy antagonist and his overly sexy and flamboyant son

a 2-dimensional reincarnation of Paris Hilton who can shape-shift and camouflage at will 

a psychotic Russian cyborg 

robots

a destructive teenage nerd with a lisp and exceptionally strong Algebra skills 

creature from the I-don’t-even-know-what-the-hell-was-up-with-that Lagoon 

a Smarty Mart employee with a fetish for bargains and an incessant mouth

insulin has been mass produced (from animal extracts) since -1923-. slow acting insulin has existed since the ‘50s, and ‘human’ genetically engineered insulin (derived from E. coli bacteria) has existed since 1982.

insulin treatment for diabetes is not some new or ‘unproven’ treatment. according to beyondtype1, “Humalog rapid-acting insulin came on to the market with a list price of $21 a vial in 1997.” adjusting for inflation, a vial these days should cost about $34 at most. instead, it costs over $300. there is NO reason for it to be steadily gaining in price to the point that diabetics are unable to afford their lifesaving medication, other than the sheer inhuman greed of pharmaceutical manufacturers.