Why Twilight is better when we make it gay
a overly detailed, totally unecessary, post that wants to prove that Twilight is better when we make it š³ļøāš GAY š³ļøāš
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Kinda of set up the vibes of Carine or something, so I'm all on board with this. You know, this Bella has some serious aspirations in life. She's getting her master's degree, maybe a doctorate even, in Philosophy, Greek Mythology, ancient history, literatute or something oddly specific that takes a full minute to even say it. You know, she's a nerd. Esme loves her for it.
Bella also loves to spend a ridiculous amount of time listening to Esme talk about anything, she also sits in the garden with a book when Esme is arms deep in the dirt, and they for sure spend their days off making food for homeless people or volunteering in shelters or knitting clothes and blankets for donation. Well, Esme does most of the knitting, but Bella has no problem holding the wool for her.
Okay, so this Bella is still pretty shy and clumsy, but she has a backbone and knows what she wants. Sheās also a flirt, even if a bit awkward because of her shyness. She also has a stack of dad jokes ready to be used and sheās not afraid of doing so. You canāt blame her, sheās just socially weird and she makes jokes when sheās uncomfortable. Which Rosalie gets. She doesnāt hate Bella for no reason at all, as we see in most Rosellaās fics, sheās just determined to keep a safe distance. It all goes to shit, obviously, when Bella starts showing up at her house to work on a school project with Edward.
Bella is a mess around Rosalie. A gay mess. She stumbles over her words and her face is constantly red, but she keeps smiling and she finds Rosalieās sneers particularly funny. She breaks Rosalieās walls by not doing anything else, really. Sheās just there, and she talks with Rosalie, and she has no problem backing away when Rosalie needs a break.
When they get together, Bellaās favorite activity is to ride in Rosalieās fancy cars. Sheās still scared, but she loves it when Rosalie goes so fast that everything outside is a blur. Sometimes they will ride in complete silence, sometimes thereās song playing, sometimes they start telling stories to each other, sometimes Bella has a whole new stack of dad jokes to tell.
Bella also develops a taste for motorcycles, a passion sheās eager to engage with Jasper. So, every once in a while, Rosalie will be working in the garage under a car and she will hear Bellaās bike pulling outside. She just knows sheās supposed to go there, so she goes and finds Bella waiting for her with a helmet and a bright smile. Rosalie is smitten.
Bella also has a way to make Rosalie feel like sheās the most beautiful woman in the world. She is aware of her beauty, always has and always will be, but she canāt help but feel special when Bella looks at her with those green eyes that kind of makes her forget that the world is fucked up. At least for a while.
They would go off to college together. Rosalie would be getting another engineering degree and Bella would get a bachelor's in Chemistry or Biology, maybe Psychology. She would whine and complain every day, though Rosalie is sure sheās only doing that to piss her off.
And Bella would have to learn to enjoy baseball because Rosalie just loves it.
These two are the only ones I see working with Bellaās personality being the closest to canon. You know, happy little Alice with a slightly depressed Bella, who also has some low self-esteem problems. Bella is aware of her intelligence, though, and she also would impose some clear boundaries, like not sneaking into her room while she was sleeping and making her a part of discussions to make decisions and not just dropping shit at her for her to deal with. Alice has zero problems with her immortality, so she would have no problem turning Bella when the girl felt ready, although she asks Bella to be sure she had experienced everything she wanted as a human beforehand.
In this scenario, Alice doesnāt force Bella to be her personal human Barbie doll. Actually, she steals Bellaās hoodies very often, to the point where the girl has to have a search party in Aliceās gigantic closet one day. One of their favorite thing to do together would be to watch the stars and Alice finds it amusing to come up with fake information about space or fake names for constellations. It took Bella a very long time to notice this and, by the time she did, she had already spread some of it to her friends. They also go to the movies a lot and thereās a lot of dancing in the rain, even if Bella canāt barely keep herself standing.
Alice would be Charlieās absolute favorite, of course. They would be pals, you know. Charlie would take her fishing one day - when Alice manages to convince him to go somewhere other than La Push - and he would teach her very patiently all he knew.
This Bella is grumpy. She has a lot of self-derogatory jokes to make, sheās sarcastic and she likes using it as a weapon. Tanya finds it not so amusing, quite concerning actually, but then Bella will flash her with one of her side smiles that makes her knees go ridiculously weak and Tanya will forget what she should be worried about.
Bella moves slowly, very slowly, and her shoulders are a bit drooped as if she canāt hold herself straight. For Tanya, it takes a lot of patience because, even with how much time she had to adjust to humans, sheās not used to spending so much time around one. Especially one that takes so long to get down the stairs for no reason. Tanya is also the most romantic person alive, so Bella needs to be prepared to basically everything.
Tanya is sugar mommy. Bella tries to fight it, but thereās no point. Tanya is always giving her presents, booking tickets, taking her to weekend getaways, and making every single desire come to life. It takes Bella out of balance in the beginning. She doesnāt know how to deal with it, to the point where she asks Irina to help her talk with Tanya to slow down a bit. It helpsā¦ until Bella shows a slight interest in something new and things skyrocket again.
They met in college. Tanya is a teacher - not her teacher because that would be too much - and Bella is getting her degree in History or Sociology. Bella can skate, so itās not uncommon for Tanyaās students to leave her classroom and find Bella leaning against the wall holding her skate under her arm while waiting for her to go get lunch.
Once she turns, Bella goes around feeling very proud of her coven leader wife, but she wants nothing to do with it. She would hate the responsibility of it.
Have you ever heard of a chaotic duo? Theyāre it.
Bella is all about adventures and trying new things, and Kate isā¦ well, she has zero respect for humansā mortality, which almost becomes a problem once or twice. Tanya, Carmen and Eleazar had to remind her more than once that humans couldnāt jump from a plane with no parachute, even if Kate was supposed to grab her before hitting the ground. Itās not like she doesnāt care if Bella gets hurt, because she does! Her eyes fill with tears that will never drop every time she sees even a scratch on Bellaās skin - which happens quite a lot - but she hasnāt been human for a long time and itās easy to forget a few things when she gets excited about something.
They would do everything together and Kate would teach her to do anything she knew, like surf or change a houseās electric system. Eventually, after Bella is turned and good to go, they would totally have one of those handyman services where they would go around town helping people with the most mundane of things like installing a shower, changing the plumbing, changing tires, all of that. They would have fun doing those things and then running as fast as they could to jump off a cliff at the end of the day.
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