A Heart of Cinder

Why the official page post this though

[Image id: four images of antique medicine vials, the first of the set of four is of a small brown medicine bottle with a green label that reads: "Chocolate Coated tablets NO. 784, Belladonna-cubeb Compound. Eli Lilly and company, Indianapolis U.S.A." The following three images are of a thin clear glass bottle with a cork stopper and a tan label that reads: "Humphreys Number 7, a Homeopathic preparation. Coughs due to cold, active ingredients: Belladonna 2X, Phosphorus 5X, Sponge (Spongia) 2X, Yellow Jessamine 2X. Average dose - adults 6. Children 3. Pellets delivered every two hours until relieved." End I.D.]

a beautiful wrapped brick of packed belladonna leaves in a yellow paper parcel. Needless to say I spent my day wearing gloves and a mask while I updated our catalog.

she taught cunt 101 at mother elementary school

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

EXACTLY.

Are you fucking kidding me