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In your 50s+, you’re THAT bitch.

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I am the DM, and our ranger has gotten into a duel with an elf in a gladiatorial arena. Both him and the elf are rolling low, making the duel rather awkward and slow, and I have also been rolling for crowd reaction to each attack. This has also been low. Also, the elf has gotten mad, and has abandoned any sense of strategy. 

Ranger: I try to attack him. *Rolls low*

Me: You miss. *Rolls low for crowd reaction* The crowd is not impressed. In retaliation, the elf tries to knee you in the groin with his spiked knee armor. *Rolls a 14* He hits you. Your groin is injured for the rest of the duel, and you take [number] damage. How does the crowd react?

*Rolls a 16*