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the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there