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"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich