The Ryan Project

I have a very important question for everyone… who else is holding their breath for the drop of Taylor’s upcoming album Midnights? I, for one, do not plan on sleeping a wink this Friday night and my neighbors are gonna have to bear with the very likely possibility that I’ll be playing her new music on full volume for the entire weekend. Also if we haven’t met yet, I’m Dakota and I’m proud to be a Swiftie. @cityofdreamsstarters​

Life couldn’t be any better. I’m still in shock with how well Purple Hearts did and now I’m in a movie with the Great Ann Hathaway. It’s so crazy how life is, but I’m loving this life I was given. Anyways how is everyone doing?

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Alright people, this is very important. Who here has any pull with my boy Sean Evans, who could get me into the Hot Ones chair? I don’t want to seem presumptuous, I think those spicy wings would absolutely destroy me, but I need to know how it feels. i need to try it. How do I make it happen? Hi, I’m Tatiana and I am no longer sworn to Marvel secrecy, so lets get crazy.

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Am i the only one who just gets obsessed with certain things for like a month and then gets over it and never even really thinks about it again? Like, last month it was broadway musicals now i’m finidng myself stuck watching random youtube channels for hours on end. I quite literally can’t be bothered to do anything else. I literally watched hour long videos on youtube while cycling today, not music, not a podcast literally youtube videos. Anyways, hi i’m Hailey tell me i’m not weird.    

“Hi I’m kaia! Who wants to bake Halloween cookies with me? I brought some really cool pumpkin shaped ones for spooky season.”

Originally posted by midsnights

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I’ll hope for your sake that they won’t wake you up too much! That is super exciting! Grandparents are the best at spoiling their grandbabies, I bet they’re just itching to be able to see him. Awh, that’s so sad! You don’t want to embarrass the poor babe too much!

Taylor: i definitely am, are you?

Taylor: thank you. pleasure doing business with you, reynolds

Taylor: fine, i won't trend the hashtag today

Ryan: Yes! My parents are watching after Si that weekend, so I'm more than ready!

Ryan: Somehow I feel like I was cheated out of something, but not sure what.

Bill: you're fighting it because it's true. is it really or are you fucking with me? you know what.. no apologized, suck it reynolds

Bill: you mean everyone? sounds about right.. so want to hang soon?

Bill: alright, go for it! if i find it, i'll send great thanks through a pigeon delivery

Ryan: Fine, I'll get the costume designer to make you a custom Deadpool suit.

Ryan: Sure, can I wear my Deadpool Unicorn costume when we do?

Nessa: Always gotta remember the rubbers, important things to have at all times. Prevents you from becoming a grandparent too young, a mental note for all generations.

Nessa: I do enjoy that, as long as they have food I can eat. Hole in the wall bars are always a good time though!

Ryan: Yeah, this just happened to be the one time I ran out of rubbers. Yes it does, but don't tell the youngins that, they'll forget.

Do I want to know what Hardcore Henry style is though? I’m not so sure. Why thank you, I promise not to share them with the whole world.

Aah awesome, what a good friend. Oooh that’s awesome, and weekends are off either way! With the long hours we put into these things, we deserve all the time off during the weekends, for sure. Alright, Vegas, yeah! Mmmhm, Pluto is a great doggo but sometimes he just has a devil poking at his brain and making him pee inside the house or not keep to his commands.

I’m sure, I promise. I would’ve ran too because that’s such a mean way to wake someone up. At least they didn’t put your hand in water to make you pee yourself while you slept. That and when one was cranky, so was everyone else. I’m not going to lie, I love a good spiked punch.

I hate to break it to you, but that’s not going to be for a while in the future. Oh, they haven’t?? Then they’ll be even more excited about seeing and spending one on one time with him. Oh, okay. Well that’s too bad, it’d be great to see you both at the party. Yes, make sure the slideshow is perfect!

It’s just sitting there being weird. Down with it! See, maybe you need to switch it up sometimes. Have a wild day and start it with a glass of water. Can only be good for you. Phew, I’m glad you won’t tell her. I was worried there for a second. And I will absolutely not ask for any of those pictures. Well that’s shitty. Can’t even sure them since you bribed them first.

Bill: expect you are and you do, sorry about it. it better be good quality if you want that fucking apology and see, you could if you had access to any of my money.. which you don't sorry, bud

Bill: i bet she does. family outings are the best aren't they?

Bill: thank for sharing! great, where you sending it?

Ryan: I am not! AliExpress is highest quality, promise or your refund comes to me.

Ryan: They really are because they get embarrassed and don't wanna be associated with me!