Ryan The Toad Man At Denny's

Turned into a cyborg with almost no recognizably human aspects left

Have your blood mixed with that of a demon, mutating you into something inhuman

Given cat ears, a tail, cute lil fangs, and the ability to perfectly quote Marx

Turned into a an eternally beaut yet very inhuman vampire with no biological sex

Granted spellcasting abilities by an ancient powerful being

Turned into a werewolf (can go wolfmode at will)

Entire outer layer replaced with an exoskeleton

Given wings capable of flight

Infected with an alien parasite (who knows what it will do)

Mind uploaded into a computer (there's no going back)

Distorted by forces beyond human comprehension into a paradoxical eldich horror

Given 100,000,000 US dollars

Mind uploaded into a computer with no humanoid traits

Turned into a chimera (random body parts replaced with those of various animals)

Upgraded into an immortal super soldier using the blood of a dead god

Given to the Faries to become one of their playthings

Twisted into a demonic form that reflects your sins as a mortal

Body completely obliterated to turn you into a wraithlike spirit

Killed and raised as a revenant

Turned into a werewolf whose wolf side slowly takes over more and more

Allowed to fully fuse with an alien parasite

Converted into a telekinetic vampire that lacks any sex characteristics

Upgraded into a cyborg that cannot pass for human at all

Cursed into being a small animal