Ryan's Funnies

I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning

What’s in his ass

i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear

who is she

Iconic

Best artist of our generation

He made it look so easy

Picasso who?

I think abt this video literally every day

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

flex on em

EXCUSE ME?

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

b e g o n e, HOT

Just fucking shoot the fire

Halo. Rat Race. SHOTTIES.