Ryan's Random Ramblings

May the Force be with you always.

Gimme a name! Please give me a name! (at Planet Fitness)

#Tbt to my former career as a nonexistent baby gap model.

Wait...what? This doesn't apply to me one bit. And by one bit. I mean it's totally my current situation. #thoughtfood

"What's on your mind?" "Out!" "Is that it?" "Right now please?" "And you said please! Good boy!" "Yeeeeah!"

Hey Steve, I've got a whole box of em at home. I'm not afraid to use em!

This still provides me with a sad.

Stay tuned to my Facebook page: Facebook.com/ryanhallwrites for something really cool in the works. Announcement coming today.

Well...they're half right. #howsmymath?

Tuesday morning #thoughtfood

Yeah bud, the ball went under there. I'm so sorry. That's the graveyard of Pete tennis balls.

He's my dog, this is sure.

I don't eat at home often anymore. But OMG Pete loves it when I do! This cracked me TF up!

"Face smush."

Everybody out there getting married and having babies. Meanwhile I'm like "my dog is more photogenic than yours is."

One of these days, I'm going to find the person who makes every day a lovely day. But until then, I will create that myself. And dig this amazing song.

Note to self. See also #thoughtfood.