Terrorize

Tessa chewed on her lip nervously. “I know you just warned me about it, and you told me so, and all of that, Ry… I-I’ve known for a little while.. I took f-four tests, I wanted to be s-sure…” She trailed off, looking over at him. Her eyes showcased how scared and just nervous in general she was. She didn’t know if Camden planned to stay and just needed some time to himself, or if he was leaving without a real goodbye. She just nodded in response to his question, her eyes zoning out.

Tessa nodded. “You can’t. I - they’d wanna hear it from me, if I even tell them, I dunno…” She sighed, looking up at him. The girl nodded. “I promise that if I chicken out and don’t tell them, that you can tell them if you want. But I might tell them. Maybe.” Tessa took a deep breath in, telling him quickly as she exhaled. “I’m pregnant.”

Tessa thought everything over. She was scared, honestly. She was scared he was leaving for good, and she'd be left with their baby. Tessa nodded to answer his question, and when she opened her mouth to explain, she shut it again. "Y-you cant tell m-mom or dad.." She managed to say, still crying a little. "Y-you just can't, you gotta promise. T-they'll be so mad..."

Tessa: if you'd admit you're dating her

Tessa: how the fuck am i supposed to remember? but one time i found a playboy magazine by your bed when I was looking for my cat ears once . So it was nowhere near your bed. I'm not going through that trauma again.

Ryan: ffs, we just got back together tf

Tessa: lmao

Tessa: Ah, so she IS your girlfriend. Called it. Mom owes me ten bucks.

Tessa: i'm not a dumb ass, you fucktard. What exactly have you found missing?

Ryan: what the hell did you and mom bet?

Tessa: You're the one that said my sex life was boring, you know. Like, hell, for all YOU know, I could be like really into those kinks or whatever they're called

Tessa: 'boywhatever', sure. you mean, boyfriend? I'm safe! Safe enough, at least. Speaking of my boyfriend, how's your girlfriend? Or, wait, girlwhatever.

Tessa: why are you so touchy about your room? are you scared i'll find something? i mean, you can go into my room and look for what ever you want, you'd never find it. I'm soo good at hiding things.

Ryan: stfu

Ryan: She's fine...still doesn't like you. BUT she's wonderful

Tessa: You know nothing about my sex life, Ryan.

Tessa: a baby camden wouldn't be so bad. I mean a baby at all right now would.. I just. I don't wanna think about it. Can we stop talking about me getting pregnant? It's not gonna happen. Like, in the history of ever. Shit hurts, man.

Tessa: go ahead. repeat it if you wish. just remember my room is RIGHT next to yours, buddy.

Ryan: Right, and i DON"T want to know nor do I care

Ryan: Sure you only say that bc he's your boywhatever, yeah yeah just teaching you to be safe.

Tessa: eh. you have a point. i think the ones you got me are colored ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tessa: what about a baby TESSA though

Tessa: ...did you really just say that

Ryan: Yes, but a little more excitement into your boring sex life.

Ryan: Same thing...depends on the father.

Tessa: Condoms, really?

Tessa: I literally just bought a box. You could've told me and I could've saved my money u fricken nerd

Ryan: It's no such thing as too much condoms!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.

So Here’s some of the shit I got you. You said “Anything, Surprise me.” So, hope you’re surprised..

1. Classy Lingerie! You’ll look so good in this, Ryan! Like, oh. my. gosh. You don’t get the mannequin though, just the two piece thingo right here.

2. A T-Shirt that would look almost as good as that lingerie, right? Right.

3. Uh so funny story I bought two of these by accident a few weeks ago and so yeah give this to Dakota or whoever you’re frick frackin’ with currently…

Okay, now for the actual gifts. Like, don’t get me wrong, you’re still getting all that stuff, but these are the ones you’ll like. I mean, hey, you might like that lingerie. I could be wrong.

5. A new Vans phone case..

6. A leather jacket - possibly attractive man not included

7. And lastly, a nice ‘ol twenty. 

secil: i forgot to bring lunch

secil: heeeelp

Surely if everyone conformed to the first one then the second one would be the nicest thing ever. Everyone would be happy.

I don't think that could ever happen, plus it would be kind of boring and strange.