Shobu’s Cooking Channel
Shobu: Good day, everyone! Today, I would very much like to show you how to make an utterly exquisite brunch. Whya: Shobu: As a man of prestige and class, I prepare only the highest quality consumables, but even someone as driven as I cannot perform such a monumental task alone! Whya: Shobu: To assist me with this task, I have procured the talents of the lovely Whya. She’s a member of the amazing Team DRYM and an incredibly intelligent friend of mine. Whya: Shobu: Give your greetings to our lovely audience, won’t you, Whya? Whya: When you said you take your show seriously, I didn’t know you meant shoving a stick the size of a flagpole into your large intestine. Shobu: Oh my, Whya! That is most uncouth. Whya: You’re going to do this the whole time, aren’t you? Shobu, glaring: I don’t know, are you? Whya: Just get on with it, Shobu. Shobu: Very well. Today, my adoring audience, we are going to be making a delightful assortment of delectable meals that are sure to have your stomach ache with desire. First we’re going to make Whya’s vegan horseshit that isn’t appetizing in the slightest. Whya: It’s... It’s a cranberry salad... Shobu: Isn’t she a card? Everyone knows you don’t put fruit in salad! Ahahaha... Whya: Hey, it’s not my fault you have bad taste. Shobu: Terrific! Let’s get to the ingredients! -Later- Whya, screaming: WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?! Shobu, also screaming: I WAS COOKING YOUR DISGUSTING VEGAN FOOD! Whya, still screaming: WHY WERE YOU COOKING A SALAD?! Shobu, also still screaming: I DON’T KNOW I DON’T EATYOUR REPULSIVE TRASH- Wait, is the camera still rolling..? Camera nods Shobu, yelling at camera: CUT THE FEED WHAT THE FU- Camera cuts
