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*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

seeing the mature content warning on a post just means i get to play the game of is this actually mature or is this just a woman

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

AND 👆 costs twenty billion dollars per episode

and costs twenty billion dollars per episode