deeply horrible

i love thermodynamics because its like no…. my toaster waffle did not get cold… it simply tried to warm this big cold world all by its little self… her heat was given… and she asked for NOTHING in return … ;_;

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

Behind every sad girl there is a very deep history with Severus Snape

favourite snape autism moment when he tries to keep harry and the others from going into the forbidden corridor again by walking towards them like. "nice day isn't it? 😬 anyway. you look mighty suspicious. be warned. good day, potter! 🦇"

do not invite me over to your house if you only use the big light