stupid slow dirty pc

me @ the stars: help me

hello to sluts only

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

a little dated but damn still so tru 

I cant believe i never learned this. I look back at this and think i’ll never be this good at piano again

I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you

bro keep this between us but your vibes are luscious as fuck today

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

tragic that someone this sexy has to go through this much

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

i can say embarrassing things on here because y’all are not real

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school