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Ahhhhhhhhh (deep sigh)!!!! If this is true then online dating is like Ebay, Poshmark, or Tradesy. If you're into casual, multiple partners dating (which I am not) then its like Rent the Runway. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg0T6SMOV-OpImsdwcg3e5yj4OpxZZPeIEwEs80/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

How to make me feel old without actually calling me old lol!!! Now saying "back in the old days" refers to my childhood of the late 1900s, when it used to mean the era of my parents childhood in the mid 1900s. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgx7wUhOhAtAAldH9KDJBroFamHjil-UbiZvyI0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I'm REALLY only talking to the men I consider elgible & dateable, good black men (you know who you are). I like the gray hairs, looks like you got wisdom & good stories to tell that got you those gray hairs. But fyi don't ask about the gray on my head it's colored & not up for discussion! #💯facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/CgVRQ70JeEEtxBNbhJemOTnsYjeqOA4pUOv8dw0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 num num num num num COOKIES!!!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CgDiuejuvk9iEsy5xzARf6do70-T6_XkcUc0Gw0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#💯facts don't ask me to be totally invested in you if you not making moves to take care of me after you gone. Putting me on your life insurance is the new display of #grownandsexy. Get your 💩 together then come ask about me, my affairs are already in order. https://www.instagram.com/p/CgDTUAypjMllFcIG33SPvHe_Nlvp-m5i5O1O740/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I believe everyday has moments where I deserve flowers & taking a well timed bow is not just appropriate but also necessary. Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf8PFyPuI43EoDh5NKjaB6puzBLgg6BrDJ3gFs0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I bought a set of Lenovo Smart Bulbs that I can control with my phone or by saying "Hey Google". For the past 2 hours I've been amusing myself changing the ambiance color in my living room to different shades of blue, green, red, pink, yellow, all the ❤🧡💛💚💜 of the 🌈. I'm tempted to open my curtains & set it to blink colors & make my place look like a jumping disco 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! When there's no one here for me to talk to I talk to my smart speakers & the light bulbs lol!!!! #itsfunnycuzitstrue https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf8ADPbOMYGqiEkNv8IsvdzxmiDLgpxa0Jz2KE0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Is at Union Market for the outdoor screening of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, they screen the movie on the side of a building. I don't understand people who bring a bath towel to sit on for a 2 hour outdoor movie. I used to bring a blanket & a throw pillow until I decided to invest in a comfortable outdoor chair from Target for $90. I'm not suggesting you buy a $90 chair, but you're sitting on the ground in a parking lot for 2 hours, I'm sure you can find something better & more comfortable than a bath towel. #Ijs https://www.instagram.com/p/CfxePS7O_xAzLgtT_L4W2KzkzvYITiio_uYduA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#savageAF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I didn't say it, I just stole it & reposted it. But you can say I said it, I'll stand by it lol. #IsaidwhatIsaid https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfnd6P-OaKpjiCcbq6OwbgLw7JJ2XJZY5oT9wo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

How it started, how it went & how it ended. Pasta Roni Angel Hair Pasta 🍜 with Shrimp 🍤 & Herbs, Jumbo Lump Crabmeat 🦀 Imperial, Crinkle cut carrots 🥕 with salt 🧂, pepper & butter 🧈. This is one of my favorite meals so I'm being stingy & not inviting anyone over this week. LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!! #mealprepsunday #noplatesavailable #keepingitalltomyself https://www.instagram.com/p/CfkuBxSOHcKXi1n7i6OB6SWuCy8oCVrpKcDnqw0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

When people call me mean say its hard for me to keep a guy around, the most common reason I move on is because I feel like this. I don't have to # this life goals because I'm already there. Looking for a guy with interesting, stimulating conversation & a genuine interest in me and things I'm interested in. I don't want you to fake it & neither will I. https://www.instagram.com/p/CfkWtCzJRfyhL6fDl-l10ZXnBNVhVA-A7N7djs0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Ya'll know I love to cook & I'm good at it! But I only cook once a week, you getting leftovers the other 6 days. You want a woman to cook & serve you a warm meal every night buy me this awesome cookware set for $1500. For that you MIGHT get me to cook you a fresh meal in the middle of the week. I'm only submissive in the kitchen, go on ahead somewhere with the rest of that bull💩. #unapologeticallyfemenist https://www.instagram.com/p/CfiSZq6OykmW-IJLdizGqn-0gLZfHVRW-k8icg0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I am a fiercely liberal woman & will resist the actions or attempts of anyone especially a man telling me what I can or cannot do with my body & life. I am also prochoice, not because I advocate for abortions but I advocate for people being able to use our God given gift of free will to make private, personal decisions. If you don't agree with abortions then don't have one. And anyone who doesn't have the body parts involved in an abortion needs to SHUT THE F*CK UP, STAY IN YOUR LANE & OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!! #unapologeticallyfemenist #prochoiceandproud #roevwade https://www.instagram.com/p/CfNW-rdOA4kFZpx9ZR6CwOSZJxLAKe3WABoZEI0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I am a fiercely liberal woman & will resist the actions or attempts of anyone especially a man telling me what I can or cannot do with my body & life. I am also prochoice, not because I advocate for abortions but I advocate for people being able to use our God given gift of free will to make private, personal decisions. If you don't agree with abortions then don't have one. And anyone who doesn't have the body parts involved in an abortion needs to SHUT THE F*CK UP, STAY IN YOUR LANE & OUT OF MY UTERUS!!!! #unapologeticallyfemenist #prochoiceandproud #roevwade https://www.instagram.com/p/CfNWrMpO55EoxnMuuMICR0VSzLUnv8cBY7bJuM0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

YESSSSSSSS GIVE IT UP FOR ALL THE EMOTIONAL, MOODY, FUNNY ACTING CANCERS!!!!! 🦀☯️🦀☯️🦀☯️🦀☯️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CfEyeUVOqEa3GHnDb_fWlN-jzs2Uj5lOLEKJSY0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

You think they got the same daddy & different mommas or the same mommas & different daddy's? They same thing but they different. https://www.instagram.com/p/CeuiQSxueEi6fl4z0PzTH_ShBPPjtbc0MPX-eg0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Thoughts...... https://www.instagram.com/p/Cet_UkKJhHmo8hMXVqWmoigWOfPS0Vmrgn6zdc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=