gay on main

I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

you know how people say you can always start over? bitter teenage me used to think that was bullshit, then I grew up and I've started over so many times since. they were right

yeah yeah we’ve all destroyed and betrayed ourselves for nothing around here you’re not special

They hate it when u dont abide by the same imaginary rules that they force themselves to live under

If self abuse ever did any good you would have flourished many moons ago.

suggested photo memories be like remember when you bled out all of your innocence

the kind of tired you feel after a happy long beach day is the only kind of tired anyone should ever feel

you literally just have to go outside.

even at my most evil i’m considerate