Lord Sloog

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

the average orgasm is 7 seconds. keeping a feral hog in your basement lasts for 5-16 years depending on your ability to care for it. the decision should be clear

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

my icelandic dog trying to get my attention: björk björk

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is looking pretty good right now

In order to afford college, your income would need to be so great that you wouldn’t actually need to go to college.

good morning but at what cost

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

what did you tell him!!!!!!!!