My Life Hasn't Gone According to Keikaku

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

I need dick on a new level never before seen

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

not impordant right now

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

the guy who makes the adhesive for pads should really swap jobs with the guy who makes the adhesive for pads