My Sex

           Stress had been eating away at me the entire workday and I just wanted to leave the office; however, I couldn’t because my department had to meet an impossible deadline. I would’ve given anything for a drink and a massage that night. Instead, I was most likely going to go home to my nagging fiancée, Erica, and her annoying miniature poodle, Holly. As the clock got closer to striking midnight, my team got their shit together and we made enough progress to call it a night. I admit, I wasn’t as relieved as I should’ve been because I was horny and I knew Erica would fuss about me coming in so late instead of giving me some pussy. I had no idea I’d end up finding another way to relieve my stress that night.

           “That’s the end of it,” I said to my subordinates. “We have met this quarter’s fiscal deadline. Congratulations.”

           “I’m out this bitch,” Leon, my right-hand, called out before strolling over to the elevators.

           I laughed and told everyone else, “Goodnight.”

           While they all headed to the elevator, I felt the sudden urge to take a piss. So, I headed to the men’s room to handle that. I halfway expected someone to walk in—which always seemed to make my dick hard—but no one ever did. I finished pissing and washed my hands before snapping a pic of myself with my phone to prove to Erica that I actually was at work late. She was always accusing me of seeing some other woman when in reality, I was more likely to cheat on her with another man. Bisexuality remained the ultimate test I had yet to conquer.

                                        Me (Cameron Clark)

           I was in the middle of shutting everything down for the night when I heard a noise from the supply closet near my office. I stepped inside to see one of my subordinates, Antoine Ivory, was in there organizing some supplies. Out of my team of fifteen, Antoine was the one who gave me the least amount of bullshit every day. He did what he had to do and never complained about anything. I could always depend on him; and to a somewhat equal extent, Leon to help us advance through the workday. Beyond his dependability, he was sexy as fuck.

           “Mr. Ivory,” I said, startling him a little. “You do know everyone else has gone home, right?”

                                             Antoine Ivory

           He looked at me and replied, “I know you have to come in here and check all of this stuff before you can leave and I just wanted to help out. You seem a little more…stressed than normal.”

           Stress had been eating away at me the entire workday and I just wanted to leave the office; however, I couldn’t because my department had to meet an impossible deadline. I would’ve given anything for a drink and a massage that night. Instead, I was most likely going to go home to my nagging fiancée, Erica, and her annoying miniature poodle, Holly. As the clock got closer to striking midnight, my team got their shit together and we made enough progress to call it a night. I admit, I wasn’t as relieved as I should’ve been because I was horny and I knew Erica would fuss about me coming in so late instead of giving me some pussy. I had no idea I’d end up finding another way to relieve my stress that night.

           “That’s the end of it,” I said to my subordinates. “We have met this quarter’s fiscal deadline. Congratulations.”

           “I’m out this bitch,” Leon, my right-hand, called out before strolling over to the elevators.

           I laughed and told everyone else, “Goodnight.”

           While they all headed to the elevator, I felt the sudden urge to take a piss. So, I headed to the men’s room to handle that. I halfway expected someone to walk in—which always seemed to make my dick hard—but no one ever did. I finished pissing and washed my hands before snapping a pic of myself with my phone to prove to Erica that I actually was at work late. She was always accusing me of seeing some other woman when in reality, I was more likely to cheat on her with another man. Bisexuality remained the ultimate test I had yet to conquer.

                                        Me (Cameron Clark)

           I was in the middle of shutting everything down for the night when I heard a noise from the supply closet near my office. I stepped inside to see one of my subordinates, Antoine Ivory, was in there organizing some supplies. Out of my team of fifteen, Antoine was the one who gave me the least amount of bullshit every day. He did what he had to do and never complained about anything. I could always depend on him; and to a somewhat equal extent, Leon to help us advance through the workday. Beyond his dependability, he was sexy as fuck.

           “Mr. Ivory,” I said, startling him a little. “You do know everyone else has gone home, right?”

                                             Antoine Ivory

           He looked at me and replied, “I know you have to come in here and check all of this stuff before you can leave and I just wanted to help out. You seem a little more…stressed than normal.”

           Summer break was coming to an end and I was ready to go back off to college at the University of Tennessee for my sophomore year. As prepared I was to return to school, I was a little mad at myself for not accomplishing the one thing I’d wanted to do before the end of summer: suck and maybe even get fucked by my future stepbrother’s dick. I’d wanted to get freaky with Deandre the moment our parents introduced us to each other. His dad had already moved into me and my mama’s house earlier in the year and Deandre was spending the last few weeks of the summer break with us. I was determined to get Deandre’s dick before our parents got married that October and I wasn’t accepting defeat.

           It was a hot afternoon, just days before we were both to leave off for our second year of college that weekend. I’d bought a pack of ExtenZe liquid male enhancement while out on my run that morning and had to wait for the perfect opportunity to use it. When he came home from hanging out with some friends at the mall, I noticed he had a cup from McDonald’s in his hand as I stared out from my window. He entered the house and I heard him come upstairs and go into the guest bedroom across the hall, which he’d been staying in while visiting us. When I heard the bedroom door reopen, I peeked through the crack in my door and saw him coming out of the bedroom with nothing but a towel around his waist. He went into the bathroom and I soon heard the sound of the shower running. I knew I had a little time to do what I needed to do, so I got to it.

                                          Me (Montel Robinson)

           I made my way into his room and quickly removed the top from his McDonald’s cup. I poured the male enhancement liquid into his drink and stirred it with his straw before putting the top back on it. Not a second after I’d returned to my room, I heard the shower turn off and the sound of him going back into his room. I was nervous as hell but had it in my mind that he’d automatically come to my room once that stuff made him horny. Why wouldn’t he? He knew I was gay and he’d caught me looking at him many times. Nearly an hour went by and I was ready to give up when I got a notification on my phone. I’d created a fake Instagram account so that I could see Deandre’s Instagram because it was private and I knew he’d never allow me to see his posts. He’d made a recent post and I checked it out.

           I laughed to myself and asked, “Oh, is that right?”

VON MILLER is a T H I C K 28 year old linebacker for the NFL’s, denver broncos. tho he looks significantly older, von has only been playing professional football since being drafted in 2011.

over the course of his athletic career, von miller has been heralded as one of the best players amongst his contemporaries. he received the highest MVP honor after aiding his team in achieving super bowl glory in 2015.

h o w e v e r, it would be his 2016 sex tape scandal that would make national headlines. during the summer of that particular year, von miller met a non-black woman named elizabeth ruiz on instagram. the two of them met, flirted and engaged in consensual sexual intercourse. stupidly, von decided that it was okay to record the x-rated acts on his cell phone, while allowing elizabeth to do the same. 

somehow, in his warped mind, von assumed the woman would simply delete the steamy, hotel footage – which she did not. he confided in his pr team & attorney that the video could possibly make its way to the world wide web. his legal representatives reached out to elizabeth PRIOR TO her even going to the press or doing any interviews or even making any threats to release the clips. they offered her money for a copy of the original recordings from her cell phone. elizabeth became offended that von would even sick his reps on her without just cause – AND THATS WHEN she started talking publicly. the entire scandal was shut down in a court of law & we n e v e r got to see von miller’s phat cakes on film.

we did, however get to see that thick, sugary brown tail plastered across the pages of 2016′s ESPN BODY ISSUE. and quite honestly, i am impressed!