Silver Tongue for the Chosen One

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

i love paris hilton and will fight for her

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During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

don’t tread on dana scully

CONCEPT: drunk lads exeunt the pub at closing. It’s 3am and they’re pissed out their skulls.  They stagger down the street, all singing in that barely tuneful baying-drunkards way, but it’s all Depeche Mode

damn

But still open with their hate… Against nazis. Is that hate better somehow?

What the actual fuck is wrong with you, do you not know what Nazis are or something?

“Is that hate better somehow?” 😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂