We're all stories in the end

#jennifer coolidge was right, these gays were trying to murder us

1) matt, who had to use his phone to roll 100d6 and tell his girlfriend she got 363 points of damage and died because she jumped off a fucking cliff

2) liam, the only person who fully grasps that one of them just fucking died

3) ashley, shocked and offended at travis laughing about this

4) laura, laughing occasionally but very stressed

5) sam, who appreciates both the gravity and the humor of the situation

6) taliesin, mildly concerned but mostly amused

7) marisha, arguing with matt about physics, shaking with laughter for five minutes

8) travis, who is actively cackling throughout

CRITICAL ROLE vs. THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA

— Miss Bennet. — Mr. Bingley.

That being said, what was it about Deforest that made people think “I need to choke him” LIKE?! They really put my man in situations didn’t they