✿Obsessions Galore✿

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

imagine being professional hockey player ellen weinberg-hughes who grew up playing hockey with boys teams because there were none available for girls, played 3 sports in college and was inducted into the UNH athletic hall of fame, got called up to the us womens national team where she won silver and was named to the tournament all star team, suffered a career ending injury 3 years before the birth of her first son, returned to the sport in 2023 as a player development consultant for the gold medal-winning us womens national team, then for the 2026 olympic team as well, who also won gold, and then had to see her two shithead sons—who she taught how to skate btw—yucking it up with donald trump about how the womens team doesn't really matter at all

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

i’m undiagnosing everyone’s everything. congratulations we are all free

i think every member of the usa women’s hockey team should be able to handpick a member of the men’s team to hunt with a crossbow and machete

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.