My Life Is Post Acid.

What about them?

“They’re amazing tv shows.”

Oh you mean like uh-…like a wedding ring then?

“I run a wedding ring?” He asks raising a brow. “No.. You’re just too daft to guess. Leave it be.”

“Right, right, and I’m supposed to believe that,” she mumbled sarcastically, rolling her eyes a bit. The smile returned to her lips as she nodded her head, “Yeah. I have some killer karate skills, I’ll win.”

“..You know.. I’d say to just fight me here... but it could turn very sexual.” He nods, speaking nonchalantly. 

“Bud lite? Gross.” She asked, pulling a face. “You shouldn’t drink that shit, all it does it make you fat, the lite part is a lie.”

“Yeah..” He says making a face now that the bottle is empty. “I never claimed it was good.” Brendon laughs after a second.” I think I can deal with the lies, however.”

If thats what you wanna call it.

“If the boot fits..”

Just say it or I will punch you.

“How about no because I don’t need to be threatened by someone I don’t know.” He says before turning on his heel, saluting her. “Nice talkin’ to ya.”

Um, what are those things?

Tv shows?

“Like that!” she exclaimed, pointing at him. “Stop it,” she giggled, shaking her head. “Better not be,” she mumbled, “I’ll fight you,” she smiled, joking.

“There’s nothing to stop!” He laughs again. “I wasn’t, I swear.” The man says before raising a brow.  “ Oh will you?” He asks giving an eye brow waggle. 

“No, I’m not as beautiful as you claim. That’s why no one has said anything.”

“Why would lie about that? Don’t sell yourself short..”

I don’t understand the meaning of anything you just said, to be completely honest.

Not a TV person?

Don’t even get me started on Drag Race, I’m still upset about last night. I haven’t watched Face Off in a few season though, because I always end up missing episodes. They do some bomb ass makeup okay.

 Max was so cute, but I kind of agree with Michelle, I want more than gray hair! I’m addicted to Face Off though, I’ve seen every season.. Same with Drag Race..

Look, I know I just arrived but I’m not the one for small talk so if you have to say something, say it already or just leave.

“ Never mind then..”

Olive looked up at him shyly and bit her lip. “Sorry I’m just… I don’t usually have guys talk to me like that.” 

“Really?” He asks surprised. “That’s a down right shame.. They’re idiots.”

I don’t expect anyone to be okay with what I do.

“You really are  an idiot aren’t you..?”

You mean like…like a circus ring?

“How daft are you?” Brendon asks before shaking his head. “No, not a circus ring.”