diabolik something

People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.

You can really tell that Gonzo knows how to please a woman. Yes, I am talking about the muppet. Does this make you uncomfortable? Is this a joke to you? Get off my blog before I break your most precious Bone!

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you're too scared to use the proper words for something then you are not mature enough to be interacting with the subject.