Conton

“its all in your head” bitch where did you want me to keep my feelings ?? want me to hold them in my hands??? put em in a bag??

i aint happy im feeling sad my depression in a bag

the floor is snape positivity

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

brother no

anyone else get a fuzzy-restless feeling when you need to do something but your brain won’t focus on anything and you’re silently begging yourself to just do one thing but instead you’re scrolling tumblr even though you don’t even want to be … it’s like your head is filled with heavy electric cotton like you’re both uncomfy and unable to stop

This is the best damn description of executive dysfunction I have ever heard

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this will never not be funny

Sheer Heart Attack…… has no weaknesses

SHOOK

Sheer Heart Attack…… has no weaknesses

SHOOK

Sheer Heart Attack…… has no weaknesses

SHOOK

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again