erm- actually…

Stuart Little deserves the death penalty

*to the security guard* no I do not have a weapon but if you’re offering…

Lowkey beefing w Kahoot bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT BLUE

Obi-Wan could’ve used his ability to get bitches to his advantage and fucked his way out of the war

everyday I remember happy feet was a thing and I start to dissociate every time I do

IVE HAD A VISION. mace windu meets Shaquille O’Neal. idk

when I finally pass from this reality, I wish for my corpse to be sacrificed to Namazu, the giant mythical catfish

I rlly need a keep wrangler to help me wrangle all my bitches

This year really took the happy from halloween

I hate bowling get me out of florida

*sing songy voice* All I want for Christmas is my father back

When you sit down on the toilet, you are connecting your butthole with a city-wife network of connected buttholes.