hey

Thanks, man. Definitely the understatement of the year. Well that’s pretty cool then; I agree. Sorry for lumping you in with those others, but it’s hard to tell sometimes, you know? We cool?

We’re all good, for sure!

You can join Hummel when he does his leg days - how smart of you.

Only if he joins me for arms, since I don’t think the dude can lift for shit.

Hard to say, considering the people you hang out with. But yeah, I guess we’ve never really talked, so I won’t write you off yet and assume the worst. I don’t wanna be like most of those upper assholes. Sorry, man.

It’s all good. I get it, people are dicks. I’d just rather spread love, you know? Too much effort goes into being mean just to be mean, for me at least.

i mean, i already knew that i was, but i’m glad somebody agrees?  finally?  i love being appreciated in the year of our lord, 2018.

if anybody can pull it off, it’s… probably you.  mostly because i can’t even think about anybody else who’d be willing to try.

I thought this was the year of the gays??

Listen, it’s not my fault no one else appreciates the art that was the Bee Movie.

Your abs are okay at best. The minute that yours are better than mine we’ll talk.

Well shit, girl, looks like I have more gym to hit.

If you say so, Lynn. Oh I’m just doing what you jocks and Cheerios do, man. Doesn’t feel good to be on the other side of it, now, does it?

Kinda thought I mind my own business most of the time and just play football, but if I’m like everyone else, my bad.

Nobody also has time to be the leader of a losing clique. Make me remember why we keep you around, Lynn.

Probs my abs.

Hey, that’s slander dude. 

Superheroes work hard to keep us safe and they should be treated with respect. 

Weren’t you the one worried about looking gay and you wanna run around in tights and underwear? Kinda weird.

Sorry, I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t going to suddenly have to experience some kind of whipped cream nightmare just because I’m on JV. You never know at this school. 

Kick straight and we’ll be chill.

Seemed like you were implying it. I mean, you’re a Titan. It’s assumed you’re a douche-bag that likes to put on the facade that he’s an angel.

I didn’t mean to do that? Kinda sucks we all gotta assume stuff tho.

I’m never wrong in cases like this.

Good. That’s what I like to hear. Lead by example and the others will follow.

I’ll remember that.

Oh, not at all. I used to play polo, actually. It’s just not a costume choice you hear very often. Yay for creativity, though? 

No one else was into it, so I guess it was just too much.

Is this some kind of hazing thing? Like, getting covered in whipped cream or pretending to be a horse? 

Either way, I’m not into it. 

Nah, just a meme.

If Jamie cared more about winning than he did about other things I know that the Titans would actually be successful. But that’s just my opinion.

Savage. But you’re probs not wrong.

You want to dress up as a horse?

Have something against horses?

Idk if he’s gay or whatever, but pretty sure he gets pegged in the movie. Maybe I should do someone more badass, like Batman. 

Us doing DC and Marvel… most ambitious crossover since That’s so Suite Life of Hannah Montana. 

I still wanna be a meme, superheroes are lame.

hate to say that no cool whip costume is ever going to top this cinematic masterpiece right here, so you might want a plan b.  

a plan bee, if you will.

go as the bee movie.  the whole cast.  just freakin’ do it.

SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT.

I think you’re a genius. Like. Legit. I’m just gonna need some time to put that together, so like, next year for sure.