O-O

i got absorbed into the coltland twins au brainrot, but then i watched the nice guys and i cant stop thinking about an au where their parents died when they were little and they were taken in by their estranged uncle and his definitely-just-a-buisness-partner (dont mind that they live together in a two bedroom house with their daughter). its probably like late eighties by now and holly's grown up and moved probably not too far away and they take her old room in their rebuilt house. shenanigans ensue.

so wait you're telling me that in an alternate universe, ryland grace never met rocky, couldn't solve the petrova line problem, died all alone in space WITH HIS TWIN BROTHER COLT AT HOME thinking he left him, then humanity tried to fix things by sending as many people as they could to their space stations, only for all of the stars and planets to disappear, leading to a convict named simon being sent into a blood ocean on a moon to get rid of him???? Or- oh look there's that universe's neighbor! its the universe where rocky and ryland save the stars, only to be pulled into a wormhole and come across a man missing an arm and covered in blood. oh and colt's there too