My beloved @lemonistas has been the recipient of a stream of text messages that have been increasingly insane due to life reasons and she gently suggested I calm the fuck down at a day spa, so off we went into the Berkshires, where hundreds of disappointing daughters before us had been shipped off due to their nerves, and well. It was an experience! Some man pulled me around like a piece of taffy and every time I would relax he would move and I would tense up again and my arm still hurts and I did a Meditation about sleep where the man talked the whole time (seems counterproductive) and we spent time in the spa for gossip reasons. The whole day was good research for my Idea that I’m gonna get to soon, I swear. Also I would be so good at being rich, holy fuck! They had a class where you could pay to do farm chores and I did NOT fall for that scheme but I did my best to take a Himalayan bowl session seriously and I 75% succeeded. So all in all, a good day.