black-khiphop-fans - I @’d you because I know you’re going to get a laugh out of this -
I don’t really even care about this n but what the hell I’ll go for it -
Ya’ll are under some strange assumption that he’s the special unicorn guy that’s going to be jacking off more than once a day.
According to some controlled data of 10,000 guys from a survey in 2007 (click on the referring link for reference but it’s summarized there), the average dude masturbates once a day, MAYBE twice. Anything more than twice is a statistical anomaly. Look at this thread on reddit full of guys from different age ranges for example. Once to twice a day is the norm. There are 5 or 6 special unicorns that made it over 3. One of them did it for science with jacking off 11 times in one day. Another was 37. So lets debunk the myth that Ravi is a special unicorn. He’s just any other, 21 year old, average dude. I also strongly recommend that you guys learn a little about dudes from that because you can’t have this expectation that men will perform this way. It’s harmful. It’s like a guy assuming that a woman is going to masturbate at a certain average of like 3 - 6 times a day or more or none at all. You guys need a better understanding of men. It can help you. So there’s some good gender pr for you. Moving on -
I also want to take a moment to point out that men do not orgasm more than once or twice in the same hour. This time of recovery post orgasm is known as the Refractory Period. It is generally 30 minutes. For some guys it’s between 5 and 30 but its commonly half an hour. 18 year old guys, though Ravi is 21, have refractory periods of 15 minutes as confirmed by a specialist in mens’ health. Based on this information we can conclude that Ravi’s refractory period, for the sake of this scenario, is going to roughly be between 15 minutes to half an hour. If I’m going to speculate, I’d say 20 something. We can find this information useful.
In general, let’s talk realistically here. Besides I’m only here for the math challenge because I found this interesting. I live for facts.
His company most likely gave him that to use just in case the opportunity arose. They’d have no way of actually knowing how often he’d use it.
We can’t use those numbers ya’ll mentioned because there’s no basis that he’d be jacking off that much. If he does, he does. But again, let’s talk realistically. You want a number? Let’s work to a number to enable whatever fantasies ya’ll holding -
First of all, let’s say that he’s only nutting once a day. Let’s use that anecdote one of you used that it happens sometime in the middle of the night. Say it’s usually between 12-3am. He gets back, comes to the studio, works on a few beats, and his mind starts wandering or he googles some late night anal.
These are the bottle options we can work with for rough measurement b/c I could only find size variations lined up with kitchen utensils. It makes it more simplistic anyway -
According to their website, (the first two are out of stock/unavailable), the gold one is 12 oz, and the other two are 24 oz. Based on the lotion bottles that are screen capped and some size comparisons between 8 - 16oz via google imaging, I can conclude that he’s most likely working with a 16 oz bottle, a 12 oz bottle, and an 8 to 10 oz bottle that’s being blocked up there by the keyboard.
I guessed this amount myself and checked it with google, but a 16 oz bottle would give you 32 tablespoons. If you measure by volume, the most I can find online is how to measure oils, but if I’m going to roughly speculate, I’m going to say that it’s twice as heavy. Might be wrong, but lets say it’s twice as heavy to make this easier to understand.
32 tablespoons x 2 is 64. There’s no way of telling how much lotion guys use on average per session, but anecdotally, I would think that they’d use a tablespoon, maybe a little less. Let’s say it’s a tablespoon for our inquiring minds here. It’s good because it’s an uncomplicated number.
If he’s getting off once per day x using one tbsp of lotion every day a week, you have him using between 26 and 30 tbsp a month, which would mean that he’s going through a bottle a month.
Which would make sense that he would anecdotally have more than 2 bottles or at least work with 2 on average. He’d barely start into his 2nd bottle.
If he’s working with 4 tablespoons of lotion per session, and he was getting off once a day every week for a month, he’d be working through 112 tbsp a month. Nearly. Meaning he’d, again, still be working through those bottles. Same 2 bottles.
And if he has less sessions than that, because he’s again, an average guy and not a mystical, fanfiction ready unicorn, it’s going to be way less than that.
Meaning, of course, that it’s going to be less than half a bottle. That’s according to my calculations and the 4tbsp model presented above.
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