The Signs as Explained by a Licensed Dumbass who got all of their Astrology Knowledge from Vines
I keep getting “the signs as vines” or “vines explain the zodiac” videos in my YouTube feed, so I, a clueless fucker, thought I’d learn some astrology using only vines. This is the resulting conclusions I’ve come to.
acts hard but is super soft
LIKE, MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
lives in a constant state of regret
means well but has alien brains and doesn’t know how to show kindness in a regular way
bad bitch contest they in first place
life is a stage, and they’re the main event
not the fun type of bitch
probably the protagonist of a young adult romance novel
or a future tragic murder victim
knows they’ll die one day so the go HARD while they can
can’t bother pretending to be satisfied with their current situation
three emotions: screaming, grumping, or laughing their ass off
ready to fucking party at any time
doesn’t care what anyone thinks
life may or may not be in shambles, hard to tell when they always act fucking numb
when you do something stupid, they have their phone out recording it
their actions may deceive you into thinking they don’t give a fuck, but in reality they give fucks like a reverse birthday
mind exists and perceives a whole other dimension than our own.
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