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theconcealedweapon

"But what if Donald Trump came out as a transgender woman? That would create a paradox for you leftists, because you wouldn't be able to criticize him anymore."

Actually, I know exactly how I'd respond to Donald Trump coming out as a transgender woman.

Instead of wanting to piss on his grave, I'd want to piss on her grave. It's really not that complicated.

anney-baker

The offer one can't decline

teathattast

Finally got some of my Guillermo cosplay. fuck yeah! (Ignore my hair being too long, when I planned this it was shorter )

#what we do in the shadows #gaydumbasses #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #cosplay #lesbiansruletheworld

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dr3amoon

“who hurt you?” MYSELF BRO. MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MEAN

vamplire

things vampires would look good in: me

vamplire

a human stroking the vampire’s hair while the vampire is fangs deep in their neck. u agree

butchfagminotaur

i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

butchfagminotaur

“oh iran is a dictatorship!” “oh palestine is homophobic!” i don’t care like literally i don’t care that’s not a problem to be solved by other countries blowing innocent people up

theconcealedweapon

The United States is a dictatorship. The United States is homophobic. But everyone can easily see that bombing random United States civilians would not solve the problem. The civilians you bomb could easily be people who oppose Trump and the tyranny he's committing.

And the same is true in other countries. Why do people assume that an entire country is tyrannical or bigoted just because the government is? Many of the civilians are victims of those policies and actively oppose them, just like how it is here.

#hatethegovernmentnotthepeople

teaboot

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

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alextheplanetofmine

are these feelings real or is it just the way my brain makes irl fanfiction

rubiminions

It’s always the fan fiction lmao -

vamplire

i’m that one friend that’s too into vampire media

hozierswift

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

vamplire

sapphic vampires are just not represented enough

rubiminions

Let them eat gay cake

vamplire

fully exposing ur neck to a hot centuries old vampire

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I want to see a pescatarian vampire that became that way to lose weight . No idea why but I need it

gonzos-humansona

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

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