lets carpe the hell outta that diem.

me: dominic sherwod is ugly @rubiiam: no! i love him! me: where are his eyebrows @rubiiam: … they’re there

deport him to where who the hell else would take him

the vacuum of space

I wish tv shows kept bloopers in scenes like these. It makes teenage relationships more real. Let her almost fall off the bed and have him catch her and them completely start laughing. Let him say “I promised I’d help you study—for the love of god” because he’s looking at his girlfriend who he just wants to make out with and he’s trying to be serious but she keeps smiling at him, and she’s on top of him and he’s like “for the love of god!” and then they start laughing. THIS is what high school relationships are like. It’s so much cuter. Tbh the bloopers made me like stalia more then the actual scenes did.

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this