I am slowly coming to terms with being a bite sized butch.
-Dyke turtle
Can’t believe I live in a world where 5’7 is short 😭
I look short in comparison to myself 😞

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@dyke-turtle
I am slowly coming to terms with being a bite sized butch.
-Dyke turtle
Can’t believe I live in a world where 5’7 is short 😭
I look short in comparison to myself 😞

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I am slowly coming to terms with being a bite sized butch.
-Dyke turtle
my first tag game!!!
for queer or straight/het people, it doesn't matter:
here's mine!
tags: @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @coffeestainedstars @edensolace @loonylara @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @sweetcreatureeternal @awhimsicalwhirlwind @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @isawyourgreenhair @hinny-is-my-comfort-ship @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @a-live-anchovy and anyone else who wants to!
this was genuinely quite embarrassing to discover… apparently i am very much the stereotype
tagging (if i tag you and you’re not queer i’m sorry i just assumed every mince person was): @astralduck08 @gingerengineer @hairup-squareup @hereformincemeat @kaiversustheworld @ohgodthatcandlesmellsbad @reggietarsleftsock @rocksolidphantoms @trans-ewenmontagu @that-1940s-homosexual + open tags for anyone that didn’t come up when i typed in random letters
so first this checking of boxes is brought to you by my computer and me trying to figure out how to do it.. .so don't judge ok ty xx
second i think it's really funny that i only got one 5 in a row and if i didn't like guitar/bass i wouldn't have any...
tags: @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @starless--city @the-pale-blue-boy @pikatora @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @iseeblueprints @gay-christian-borle @lukas-likes-things @eating-the-sand and open tags (i tried not to double tag anyone from mince so sorry if i did)
Ok- @omnipotentnothing @makingflippy-floppy @timmyytoughknuckles @ronaldist @trans-ewenmontagu @fatherisproud + open tags
gulp thats 2 whole bingos!
@shak3rmaker @fayprocastinates @the-parmesan-seeker @butineedamillionmore +open tagzzz
Two bingos... I guess I am a bit of the stereotype
@itookthetardis2liveaid @livingfungicorpse @periwinklefox13 @jazdazzler @stup1d-guy @callmemix @xx-monqiqicherii-xx @s1lverp4wedb4t
Thanks for the tag !!
So close to three more bingos!
@happylandfill23 @etherealspacejelly @lovesickartgirls @winter-at-himring @parkerpawed @severevoiddragon + anyone who wants to join!!
Thank you for the tag Peri!!!
Okay, MOOTIES!!! assemble…
@jadeydoodlebug @stardragon25 @skies-of-gray @pinaforepirate @unknownisjusthere @axeltheshark @dorian-g-r-ay @iluvizuocha @cipher-fresh @emotionalmoss @plumsodapop @tinamilolover142 @mcchill-16 @pyrovizion @tonystarkwasrobbed @sw33tlemon-rebloigs @spider-lily-theatre @poprocktrolls @dxncingwithastrxnger @novacorpseart @sk1nek0 @ryland-grace-official-account @colt-seavers-official @girlsloveconstellations @swift8gyllenhaal @firework070 @philomena-cunk-offical @elize-rose701 @starlightheffley @will-0-the-wispp @cryptic-cryptid-creature @iloveraytoroxwx @whimsical-and-magical @the-sol-eclectic @ralph1ezz @official-dr-ryland-grace @iam-buckybarnes @i-think-i-left-my-oven-on and anyone else who wants to join
Omgg, thank uu thats so fun!
Hehehe npt ; @amaridoodle @casanddeanswife @dani-byrd @sapphosreincarnation @serendipityepiphany @eatingglitterglue
I want to dye some strands of my hair purple in the future (rn I can't bcs my parents would kill me lol)
Thanks for the tag! <3
Tagging: @apple-anachronism @triplemooneris66 @lovelycurlygirl @ember-ladida @valentinemitski @tolerablepalindrome @graizy @dani-byrd @mother-of-mayflowers @gayblooper @weirdgayweevil @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @i-eat-umbrellas @probshouldbesleeping @star-starz @affectionatealbatross @jupiter-does-things @amaridoodle @violet-antilas @runareblogs @thatchaoticbookworm @that1passionatedyke @edentherambler @tinkerbelle @sublimequeer
+ anyone who wants to join!
@affectionatealbatross @tiredtransgirly @coyoteteef @the-bread-of-lovers @sp1der3lla @isaidimafuckingstar @art-i-ficiall @bea-yotch @tinkerbelle @doctor-worm-is-dead @mysticaleldritchpunk @grave-shares @sophsblogsblog @cherriesareyuck @vampirictit @trigona-necrophaga @prissy-lambolicious @heartattackinblackdye @girl-on-the-subway @ladybugdyke @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @siliii @hardclitoris @javika @spacekid-lox @loftily @sageleafthepoet @boyfa1lure @l11vew1re @dani-byrd @orange-meatt @dyke-turtle @rockingpolkadots @lovelycurlygirl @apple-anachronism @sapphosreincarnation @femmesite @imarealboyipromise
Thank you @graizy , love your tags gurll.
Here's mine faggys :
I'm basic and queer what can I say?
I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.
I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

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I'm not saying I'd transition,
I'm just saying if I come over and I see t- gel just sitting there...that shits coming home with me.
-dyke turtle 🐢
Hey gays,
As a genuine word of advice, no matter why or if your tying to lose weight, PLEASE never use the BMI as a standard, it doesn't take your proportions into account at all and is based of a very odd (to say the least) weighing system. (Also doesn't take loose skin into account)
If you really want to know things like body fat percentage or if your overweight- please just see a nutritionist or a personal trainer, and if you can't just work on yourself at home to make your overall enjoyment or health better. Set smart goals.
I'm pleading with y'all on this,
Also this is not personal trainer propaganda, I don't and probably won't ever have one.
-Dyke turtle 🐢
Hand wraps just exist to cut up my knuckles in ✨fun, cool patterns ✨ instead of skinning them.
I know their important but god they pmo.
-Dyke turtle, with currently cut up knuckles 🐢
pinterest self-moodboard; tagged by @scftblush ty!
look up on pinterest: lyrics, colour, character, place, outfit, and aesthetic
I didn't pick the first that came up, just whichever I vibed with most!
tagging (no pressure): @aliveboydean, @deanwinchesterwebsite, @lazarrusrising @valdelion @inacatastrophicmind and anyone else who wants to do it!
tysm for the tag @springfairey !!
im so happy i got lee u guys dont understand
@cruelgirll @strongbabydoll999 @beethovnerotica @maithaofthezora
i love u so much @sincereleedoll ty
this is NOT EVEN SCRIPTED BTW AQUAMARINE AND BAMBI???
@hy7rsv @444prilsbae @angel4ever333 @angelfacedhazard @asy-555 @botticelliangelballerina @cigarettegirlinflorida777 @coraxoxo @dustyrosegarden @epiclittlel6dy @esteangel13 @estellebunnyxoxo @girl-so-online @harlotstarlet777 @higcghb1897 @mm-ii @morbid-blonde @nemesisdoll @polkadotpr1ncess @softclitoris @sparklingsonderingdeer @springfairey @sprklemuffinn @strawb3rry-eat3r @strongbabydoll999 @whimsyaubz @windysweetly @worstangelalive @xh444 +if u see this consider urself tagged<3
thanks so much for the tag @maithaofthezora
lovely little spread, wonderful
@tearstaineddangel @clleanlliness @flavoredcement @balmmn @indigo-skies14 @xnotmynamex @xh444 @dearestd0lly777 @kuryakinn @peepmypearls @gigi-dont-preach @blondemadona
my Pinterest knows me so well XP (I'm wearing a red Spider-Man shirt today so this is honestly kind of perfect)
tagsss (no pressure ofc mls) <333
bro i wanted starlight glimmer so bad 💔 but only sasuke and megumi were coming up.
@daralinaaa09 @ayshahxxss @femmehysteric @lazarus-typing + idk anyone else (:
thank you for the tag!! i had a lot of fun condensing my entire personality into six images
tags: @willgrahaml3cter, @adam-created, @jupityed, @myphycopharmacologist, @uncle-chambo, @s1renfl3sh + everyone else i haven't remembered to tag i'm so sorry
tags: @juniebug092 @thenatrifle @affectionatealbatross @beathinksalot @girl-on-the-subway @prissy-lambolicious @cns-mari
@pinksparklecupcake @dekapelle @prissy-lambolicious and anyone else who I forgot or wants to do it 😓
I'm starting to love these tag games (thank you, @juniebug092 )
@weirdgayweevil @allnightallday @affectionatealbatross
thank you !!! did you know those blue butterflies you got are called small blue butterflies 👍 didn’t know crow with sunglasses was a character but ok!!! and tagging ALL YALL . all moots and friends and followers :D
Tagging literally everybody (who I could think of, sorry if I missed you, you’re free to join!)
@iloveudoll @violet-antilas @tiredtransgirly @vampirictits @coyoteteef @the-bread-of-lovers @sp1der3lla @isaidimafuckingstar @art-i-ficiall @bea-yotch @tinkerbelle @doctor-worm-is-dead @mysticaleldritchpunk @grave-shares @sophsblogsblog @midwesternmuffmuncher @trigona-necrophaga @ouppyphotos @cherriesareyuck @heartattackinblackdye @girl-on-the-subway @ladybugdyke @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @siliii @softclitoris @javika @hextechblue @spacekid-lox @loftily @sageleafthepoet @boyfa1lure @l11vew1re @111dollboy @dani-byrd @orange-meatt @dyke-turtle @rockingpolkadots @lovelycurlygirl @sapphosreincarnation @apple-anachronism @eyessettokill @sapphosreincarnation @femmesite @imarealboyipromise
Thank you @graizy :)
I honestly don't know who to add to this , but thank you:)

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Gays I have a back update.
About a 3-4 month difference.
Yes, the more I look at it they look the same.
-Dyke turtle
And suddenly your a adult,
and your sober,
and you can finally get cover ups.
-Dyke turtle
I hate when my disability decides to disable me...what the hell dude.
-Dyke turtle
Pov,
Low key wanting a purse but mens pants have pockets.
The horror
-Dyke turtle
Hey gays,
Yes to toot my own horn,
I carried a 60-70 kg solid wood table top four blocks home.
Yes I am awesome and sexy.
Totally didn't strain my muscles.
-Dyke turtle

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are you talking to anyone?
The voices
Hey dykeys
Just saw that 'viral' podcast clip of a stud saying their ex CUT UP their strap on and they 'didnt remember' why they cut it.
Girl be fucking fr.
There is no way in hell you didn't do some stupid shit to have that cut up.
-Dyke turtle