𝕊𝔼𝕀ℤ𝕌ℝ𝔼 𝕎𝔸ℝℕ𝕀ℕ𝔾

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❝ why do Amy’s keep adopting me in these ways? ❞ he mumbled under his breath. ❝ but absolutely sour candy is superior. ❞

❝ whoops, I assumed all Sonic’s were. ❞ Stereotypes were hard to break, especially in the sense most assumed the worst of him.

❝ that sounds very out of character for me, Arrow. ❞ Granted again, that he was just making small talk because he never really did that. But it keeps the world at bay sometimes.

❝ Understandable. Although caring for an animal is not much different then caring for yourself. You make sure they are fed. Watered. Cleaning the litter box. Make sure you brush them. Clip their nails. Take them to appointments. Its all basic. They are siberian’s so they will grow to be fluffy little devils. ❞ he picked up the little black one.  ❝ this one is mine. He happens to be the most rotten. but being that he is pure black hits my soul. ❞

He couldn’t say that was very common that came with the territory of a machine programed by Eggman but he also wasn’t going to be the one to assume the worst of everyone. As he, as hes made himself, is the worst in his own right.  ❝ if you say so. excuse the raised guard by all means. what even brings you to this place? ❞

❝ there is over six of them in my house. and they are chaotic and they are wrecking my furniture. ❞

❝ they are heathens. ❞ granted, his heart would never allow him to throw them out on the street. But he could complain about the carpet being tore and his coffee mugs being chucked to the floor.  ❝ they cannot be separated from their mother yet as they are only about six weeks old, but I need to find them homes. ❞

❝ keep the stupidity to a minimum please. ❞

❝ cats are destructive. do not adopt the evil little things. ❞

❝ I really do not have time to fight. So if you have come to fight, please make it quick and self destruct already. ❞