*blushes furiously*

“Oh poor thing… does that tickle?”

“I’m starting to you might be more ticklish than you let on.”

“Tickle tickle tickle~”

“Cootchie cootchie coo~”

“Aren’t you giggly today?”

“Look at that smile!”

“Here comes the tickle monster!”

“You’re just the cutest thing!”

“Did I find a tickle spot?”

“Where are you most ticklish?”

“I could listen to you laugh all day.”

“right there? yeah?? poor baby”

tickling is hottest when it’s silly to the point of being overindulgent. teasing that is insufferably sweet, where it feels like your mind is being filled with cotton candy. tickling machines painted with suns and rainbows and hearts, symbols of the unabashed joy and boundless mirth which befall those within their grasp. targeting of the most sensitive spots on the most bitter and reserved of souls, proving that no one is above the laws of flesh. not even the most absurd boundaries and penalties that the contract of the body has to offer.

“Does it tickle?”

“It tickles, doesn’t it?”

“What’s the matter - ticklish?”

“Who’s my ticklish girl?”

“How does that feel?”

“What tickles more?”

Forcing me to ground myself in the sensations. Forcing me to spill my secrets. Forcing me to admit reality.

· “Those ribs look so tasty. Nomnomnomnom!”

· “Hm? What was that? You have to stop laughing so I can hear you clearly”

· “Wow, I’m barely even touching you and you’re already laughing so much!”

· “Stop? But you’re enjoying yourself so much, why would I stop?”

· “Ι’m gonna get you!”

· “If you didn’t think it was funny, then why are you smiling?”

· “You can’t run from the tickle monster!”

· “You are asking for it!”

· “How is your *spot* this ticklish?!”

· “Oh, is this spot sensitive?”

· “You know, you’re a lot cuter than you realize”

· “Liar?! How you dare?! You are getting it now!”

· "Nah ah ah you’re not going anywhere"

· “Oh wow, I knew your *spot* was ticklish but this seems to make you go crazy!”

· “I wouldn’t say that with the position you’re in...”

· “You are in no position to make threats”

· “Admit you’re adorable and this all stops”

· “Come out, giggles... You know I’ll find you eventually...”

· “There is no comeback, princess. It’s gonna happen”

· “Your ribs look so delicious! I think I find my meal for tonight”

· “Let's count how many ribs you have, hm?”

· “Aww you’re so sweet I could eat you. Hm... maybe this is what I should do”

· “Not here? What about here? Does it tickle here?”

· “Ahh stop screaming and lemme tickle you!”

· “Okay, now you’re gonna get it, com’ere!”

· “You better run for your life! The tickle monster is gonna get ya”

· “You’re not ticklish? Then you won’t mind if I tickle you, right?”